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Accidental Filk Band

by The Unusual Suspects

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Why do all of my ideas want to gel way beyond midnight? Was I once cursed as a vampire sometime in a lost former life? I get into my pajamas with intentions for my bed Then I find myself in front of my computer screen instead CHORUS: The idea curse is what I’ve got / Get it down before it is forgot And sleep ain’t even worth a shot / With my brain tied up in little knots Channeling songs and story plots I do not know from whence they come; they always seem to be around Floating about in the ether waiting to be written all down. They always linger nonchalant, at the stroke of midnight coalesce I try to shut them out but it’s a lesson in useless CHORUS It's eight a.m. and once again I’m gonna drown in much caffeine Zombiefied I swear tonight my bedtime won’t be so obscene I almost make it to my pillow as it softly beckons me When I'm ambushed by a character telling his life story CHORUS Now Tom Smith calls it hamster brain, the wheels will not stop turning As ideas pop into my brain and begin endlessly churning. Sword maidens, space ships, pirates, demons, I just have to get them all penned. There’s the harpers, ghosts and shuttles, cats and vacuums -- there’s no end! The imagery is right .... But the scan is not_ quite ... Or that damn sword fight ... Needs another rewrite.
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When a child is born their intellect is quite unbound and wild The promise of a bright and storied future in each child But the world we live in does its best to cage, box and conform Plants the weeds of cynics to choke their promising ideas with thorns But I swore I would do better from the day my kids were born CHORUS: So they were raised on tales of dragons breathing fire as they fly And they were raised on dreams of aliens who visit from the sky And how imaginations should be exercised and used And of how their sense of wonder is far too precious to ever lose. I taught my children they’d never be too old to play pretend And their imagination’ s something that never has to end And wonder is not just reserved for little children’s eyes And magic is a feeling they don’t have to compromise CHORUS BRIDGE: More than just technology is needed to evolve We have to look past the confines of what we know If our species is to survive, if we want to grow and thrive Then our children have to see beyond the limits we contrive Now my grown son and daughter still read tales of dragon lore And of aliens and magic, wizards, castles and unicorns And they come to cons and play pretend and let their minds run free And preserve a sense of wonder the mundane world just doesn’t see! FINAL CHORUS Yes they were raised on tales of dragons breathing fire as they fly And they were raised on dreams of aliens who visit from the sky And how imaginations should be exercised and used And of how their sense of wonder Is a priceless treasure - - - they must never lose!
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We’re an accidental filk band with an accidental crew, And an accidental melody that’s comin’ right at you. So come along, join us in song, or sit back, take a rest; We’ll have a great time .. ‘cause filking is the best. It was quite a long few years ago, I wandered through Archon. Saw Suzette Elgin walk the halls, guitar under her arm. Found the filk room two years later -- They hid it well back then And thus commenced my linkage to the Sci Fi music Fen. Found cons at twenty-seven and the filk at twenty-eight, And with that first chord heard I knew that it was fate. The music was amazing, just blew my mind away, And ever since I’ve been so hooked, I knew I had to stay. Hi I'm Barigato, or ‘Bari’ works just fine, Saw ‘filk’ in a program long ago; sounds like a grand old time. I used to be real shy, but finally got the knack. Now I have such gosh darn fun I’m always coming back! Well I was raised in fandom; into filking I was born. And so at merely seven, I started to perform. Sang Lackey, Fish, and Ecklar, some T.J. Burnside, too I’ve never felt more happy than here in the filk room. My name is Mark Ewbank; I’m wandering the con. I think I hear music as I’m exiting the john. The sign says “filk room?” ... there’s a circle formed inside. So I’ll sit down and give this thing a try. We played together every year, then ev’ry other month. Kept on gettin’ better ‘cause that makes it more fun. MoFilker said, “Let’s do a concert.” We said, “It’s worth a shot.” Staged our circle for our locals, but well rehearsed? ... Not! DucKon asked, “Come play for us?” We go, “Wow, we gotta try!” Practiced every week for months to make our debut shine. They said, “Way cool! Ya done it good. We’re glad you were on hand.” We looked around, and realized, “Whoa, we have a band!” From virgin to a Filk GoH it's been a lengthy trek Though old and though decrepit I ain't quite passed dead yet Bari, Cat, Mark, and Valerie say this band's my fault and shame-- Yeah, blame it on MoFilker and spit it out in the refrain... We’re an accidental filk band with an accidental crew And an accidental melody that’s comin’ right at you. So come along, join us in song, or sit back, take a rest; We’ll_ have a great time .. ‘cause filking is the best. Yes, we’ll have a great time .. ‘cause filking is the best! “Y’all filk back now, ya hear?”
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Promethius they say brought gods fire down to man, And we’ve caught it, tamed it, trained it since our history began. Now we’re going back to Heaven just to look Him in the eye, And there’s a thunder ‘cross the land and a fire in the sky Gragarin was the first back in 1961, When, like Icarus, undaunted he climbed to reach the sun. And he knew he might not make it, for it’s never hard to die, But he lifted off the pad and rode a fire in the sky. Yet a higher goal was calling and we vowed we’d reach it soon, And we gave ourselves a decade to put fire on the moon. And Apollo told the world we can do it if we try, For there was one small step and a fire in the sky. Then two decades from Gragarin, twenty years to the day, Came a shuttle named Columbia to open up the way. And they said she’s just a truck, but she’s a truck that’s aimin’ high, See her big jets burnin.’ See her fire in the sky Yet the gods do not give lightly of the powers they have made, With Challenger and Columbia, once again the price is paid. Though our nation watched her falling, yet a world could only cry, As they passed from us to glory, riding fire in the sky. Now a station stands in orbit, stepping stone as we explore, And we’ve set our sights on the planet, named for the god of war. And our reach will not know limits, our passion not run dry, As commercial craft start flying - see their fire in the sky. Now the rest is up to us. There’s a future to be won We must turn our faces outward. We will do what must be done For no cradle lasts forever, every bird must learn to fly And we’re goin’ to the stars. See our fire in the sky Yes, we’re goin’ to the stars. See our fire in the sky!
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Tribute 04:22
Thirty years old is too young to die Thirty years young look at how she flies Only thirty years look what she’s done? No less than the very sky she’s won! CHORUS: Columbia and Challenger / Atlantis and Endeavour Discovery for us you fly / We’ll not forget you ever We mis-stepped in our compulsive drive, You remember their precious sacrifice. Never did you say “the risk is too great.” Choosing to fearlessly challenge the fates. CHORUS You taught us how much was yet to know, Marveled while watching the Station grow. Repaired Hubble’s priceless eyes to the stars, Prepared us to launch past the moon, beyond Mars. CHORUS Retire with dignity those who’ve survived. Continue inspiring our children’s lives. You stand proving what we can accomplish, When to the stars we do more than wish! CHORUS BRIDGE: These four decades since Apollo Came close to lying fallow But you all stepped in to open up the way. To the dozens who flew or could And the thousands who made sure you would Mankind owes a debt we never can repay! Thank you, Atlantis ...(English, for US, Canada, UK, Australia) Gracias, Challenger ... (Spanish, for Mexico, South America, etc) Merci, Columbia ... (French, for European Union) Asante, Discovery ... (Swahili, for Africa) Shukran, Endeavor ... (Arabic, for the Middle East) Spasibo, Enterprise ... (Russian, for Russia / Eurasia) Xie xen, NASA ... (Chinese, for China / Asia) And Domo Arigato to any we might have missed. (Japan, etc) Enterprise the pattern to follow; Atlantis flies the ending nightglow. You proved our power to harness the storm. Inspire generations yet to be born. CHORUS
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He’s an Old Fart Filker and he lives to play the cons He takes part in the circle from ten p.m. till dawn (or later) And no, he’s not a rock star or a country music king He’ll play complex originals or parody something CHORUS So - come along - With him in song - And ride on a dragon’s wing Then take a trip on a pirate ship - Or dance in an Elvin ring Together we’ll share futures and the alternative past Imagining the questions others don’t know how to ask The GOH may be a writer who lives by spinning tales Strange new aliens and magic realms through which we sail And though imaginary we live extr’ordinary lives Suspend our disbelief - as we share their joy and strife CHORUS BRIDGE: Gary’s is a mighty voice inside the Bardic Ring But Jamie’s word is law he will abide And she won’t let him drink Blue Shit, as the filk goes on and on For it makes him lose all sense as he forgets how much he’s drunk And stumbles to the room, not envisioning his doom As he wakes her up while giggling long before the dawn So now we join in song and live the magic of the filk Some are rough, or sharp or flat and others smooth as silk But all are welcome here within our circle as it grows And our wish for our descendants, keep the songs ever ascendant The music and the magic to posterity will flow. So come along with him in song - And ride on a dragon’s wing Then take a trip on a pirate ship - Or dance in an Elvin ring Together we’ll share futures and the alternative past Imagining the questions others don’t - - - know how - - - to ask
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Ladyhawke! 03:57
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The Joker 04:24
Well, hello my friend, it’s good to see you again, yes it’s Been much too long, I know. And if I make you smile, can I stay for awhile, and Maybe you’d like me to put on a show? Well, I make people laugh yes, it’s a gift that I have, so they Like to have me around. But what they Never can see when they’re looking at me is that I am lost and I need to be found. CHORUS: And if I was crying would you dry my tears, and if I was lonely would you understand? If I Showed my true feelings would you still stand beside me, and If I need friendship would you hold out your hand? Well I go these places, and I see all the faces, but Nobody knows who I am. Well, they Just want the laughter, yeah, that’s all that they’re after, they don’t Care about me, they don’t give a damn. Well they all want to see me because I make ‘em happy, I Put a bright spark in their day. Oh, but Nobody cares for me, nobody’s there for me When they’re done laughing they all go away. And if I’m crying would you dry my tears, and if I’m lonely would you understand? If I Showed my true feelings would you still stand beside me, and If I need friendship would you hold out your hand? Yes I go around spreading joy up and down, and they All think I’m such a great guy. Oh, but I get so weary that I just can’t think clearly, Sometimes I want to lay down and die. Well I lock it all in behind a silly old grin, because Nobody cares who I am. You don’t See the scars ‘cause you don’t look very hard, you just See the Joker, you don’t give a damn. I’m crying and my tears are not drying, I’m All alone, no one cares about me. You don’t know my feelings and you don’t even care, I hurt just like you, why oh why can’t you see? People stop by me, they pick up a smile from me Then they go o-on their way. Well, I’m just the Joker, yeah, I’m the laugh-broker, don’t Worry ‘bout me, hell, I’ll be okay... Well, hello my friend, it’s good to see you again, yes it’s Been much too long, I know. And if I make you smile, can I stay for awhile, and Maybe you’d like me to put on a show?
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Healing Song 05:21
She’d been alone for many years, kept herself apart To try and mend her wounded pride, protect her fragile heart In her forest glade she’d found a place Where she could be cocooned and safe Insulated by her fear and thinking it was smart A friend of fur and feather kind, they calmed her grieving soul Uncomplicated unconditioned love to make her whole Till the day a harper stumbled in Lost with wounds her art could mend Compassion outweighed caution, as she reached out to console With the magic of her greenwood, gentle strength she shared His wounds she cleaned and bound, then withdrew the poison there And watched over him as he slept Her strange and silent vigil kept Wondering at how his fate had placed him in her care As days passed kindness he repaid, the only way he could Composing songs he’d play for her to echo in her wood The yearning heart she had ignored Was touched and shaken to the core The music held a magic which she had not understood In pain and terrified of love, for years she’d stayed alone Convinced her troubled heart that the risk should not be born The harper’s tune unlocked and flew The butterfly was born anew His music taught her love should not be scorned She let go of the pain which had imprisoned her so long His gentle presence soothed her mind, her trepidation gone As the heart she thought could never mend Began to feel alive again The gift he gave within his healing song And she ever will be grateful for his gift of healing song.
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Circles 04:33
CHORUS: And the music of the circle goes round and goes round Intertwines as the aura of friendships abound For the magic of circles is they never end And when we’re apart they draw us in again Each day is an endless stream of mundane tedium Of mindless bits unbalancing equilibrium Muzak soundtracks choreograph lives in cubicles ’Til the music calls us from these muted chronicles CHORUS House filk or convention, the music calls us home Into the growing circle - music welcomes everyone Strangers become friends greeted congenially All the lovely filkers who restore our sanity CHORUS The music surrounds us, the mundane world fades Gryphons, starships, dragons fly and aliens invade For a few short hours we can live in the elsewhere As tales of many fantastic adventures fill the air CHORUS When to the filk circle we bid our farewells The magic of the circle stays with us until The music sends out its ethereal call Return to be charmed and held in its thrall CHORUS
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Planetcide 05:15
When I was a child I would watch sci-fi movies Down at the drive-in or the new cinema There’s an epic space op’ra that’s often remembered So many times we can quote every line. Han Solo, won't you take me to the Princess’ planet To the peaceful green world where paradise lay? Hey sorry, kid, but you're too late in askin’ The Empire’s Death Star has blown it away. As I got older and learned about science, Momentum, energy, power, and force. Compared hard science fiction to Hollywood simpleness Began to realize that things were off course. Father won’t you take me to the Genesis Planet That peaceful green world where paradise lay? I’m sorry, my son, but you used proto-matter; The planet’s unstable and will crumble away. It may look impressive, but it’s really quite wasteful And absurd to blow a whole planet to dust. Takes far less energy to slag the whole surface And even less to kill everyone. Daddy won’t you take me to the real science fiction, The speculative movies with substance within? I’m sorry, my son, but that’s all science fantasy For true science fiction better read David Brin. I wish it stopped there, but of course with one-upmanship They destroy stars, or galaxies, or the whole universe. It’s so cheesy and fake and ridiculous It takes Douglas Adams to show it’s perverse. It’s the end of the ‘verse as we know it ... It’s the end of the ‘verse as we know it ... It’s the end of the ‘verse as we know it ... and I feel fine! And Zaphod won't you take me back to my London County Down by the Thames River, where my subburb lay? Arthur old chap, .. you're too late in askin’ the Vogon Contructor Fleet has blown Earth away. Daddy can’t we see any good science fiction Beyond random eye candy and crazed FX zoo? My son, science fiction works best on the small screen. Come sit on the couch and we’ll watch Dr. Who.
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Wild Magic 05:10
Restless heart and restless mind Caged tornado pacing at the rising of the moon The fire sparks within her as it dances ‘cross the runes Restlessness which she cannot define CHORUS 1: Wild magic - wilder heart / By sun and moon, planet and star By fire, air, earth and rain / The magic pulses in her veins Wild magic she must learn to tame Running, chased in endless dreams Wrongness there she senses in the moonrise energy Watching as illusion twists to shape reality The world is never quite what it seems CHORUS 2: Wild magic - wilder heart / By chaos, order, light and dark By essence, void, ice and flame / The magic burns within her veins Wild magic she must learn to tame No escape, no chance of flight Reads the meaning in the runes as storm clouds build on high Drawing power to her as the lightning rents the sky The signs and omens clear, midnight strikes BRIDGE No one else can see the danger signs, Sift the truth out of deceptive lies. Something wants dominion, she can feel it stir Only wild magic holds the key to keep the world secure. Can she harness the power? / This world is ripe for taking Make it answer to her will? / See them writhe as nightfall comes? Will it be enough to stop him? / There is no one to oppose me And her destiny fulfill? / They’ll be mine when I am done Whatever’s touched by magic’s changed Twists the dreams of mortal men into living nightmares Without her control reality will be ensnared She twists back to reason what was strange FINAL CHORUS: Wild magic - wilder heart / By sun and moon, .. planet and star By fire, air, earth and rain / The magic pulses in her veins Wild magic - wilder heart / By chaos, order, light and dark By essence, void, ice and flame / The magic burns within her veins Wild magic she must learn to tame / Or reality will never be the same Chaos calls her magic /You can’t stop my domination Fire tempers will /I won’t let you vex my plans Order shapes wild magic / I control your dreams and nightmares Wild magic save wild hearts / Against me how can you stand? Wild Magic!!

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The debut album for the St. Louis filk band The Unusual Suspects.

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released October 20, 2012

The Unusual Suspects are:
“Barigato” Bari Greenberg - Guitar, vocals, drum, percussion
“LadyCat” Sandra (Cat) Greenberg - Vocals, drum, percussion
“Magic” Mark Ewbank - Guitar, vocals, keyboard, drum
"The Wanderer" Valerie Ritchie - vocals, percussion

Guest Performers:
Gary “MoFilker” Hanak - Guitar (4,7,11,13) keyboard (1,3,9) vocals (4) & backing vocals (2)
Phineas Henshaw - flute (8,10,14)

House Filk Chorus for Circles:
Ang Baxter, David (Carpe DM) Greenberg, Gary Hanak, Clint Menezes, Jen Newmark, John Newmark, Kathryn McCulley and Kathy Schopp

Special Thanks to Gary “MoFilker” Hanak for all the help he has given us. Friend, mentor, inspiration, Father of Archon Filking and the person who brought us all together. (Yes, Gary, it really is your fault. And we love you for it!)

Produced, engineered and mastered by Bari Greenberg
Cover photos by Michael Ritchie

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Cat Greenberg St. Louis, Missouri

Cat Greenberg is a writer and singer/songwriter from the St. Louis, MO area where she lives with cats, a dog and her youngest child, Aidan. Alone, With Friends is her first solo album. Her 2 previous albums are: Romancing the Filk, with her late husband, Bari, and Accidental Filk Band, with their band The Unusual Suspects. Cat also works with Canticles Productions (www.canticlesproductions.com) ... more

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